according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr
more like 2.5 hours an hour.
the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter
just try to imagine hiccup as a bread making viking with an apron, messy hair and flour all over his face
Jesse: Well, do you wanna know what Marissa would do if I broke a window at home?
Jesse: Nothing. She would just like pick up the glass and say nothing. I could bring two guys home and fuck them in front of her, on the living room floor and she would just step over us and offer them some tea.
Paul: Would she offer you some tea?
Jesse: Probably not.
Paul: Why not?
Jesse: Because I am a degenerate.
*very carefully only reblogs happy jesse d’amato posts so that i don’t spend the rest of my life crying*
One thing that I really hate is when you’re in public and you’re reading something on your phone and everyone gives you that “oh another teenager always on their phone, why can’t they just stop playing their stupid games and interact with society???” look. Like NO YOU SOGGY WAFFLE, I’M READING! I mean sure what I’m reading may or may not include some hardcore gay smut but I’m still reading…….