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why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs
like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it
World’s most tense egg and spoon race
this somehow became the funniest thing on earth in my head and I had to draw it so
For those who don’t know, this piece is titled ‘Unfinished Painting’, by Keith Haring. He painted it about a year before his death of AIDs. I believe he actually finished other pieces between this one and his death. He left the majority of the canvas blank to represent his life and art career cut short due to HIV/AIDs. This was a deliberate choice and commentary about all that we lose (both personally and culturally) by ignoring the AIDs crisis at the time (1989). He was devastated he didn’t have time to make more art. 'Finishing’ Unfinished Painting is straight up spitting on Haring’s grave and shows no understanding to the meaning behind the art. The AI interpretation doesn’t even follow his extremely recognizable shape language and symbols. This is why people are angry about AI art. All commerce images and no meaning or humanity
(Prefacing this with, this is a paint by numbers that I painted, but I did NOT draw the original. However, it looks so much like Laurent that I couldn’t help myself)
“Is this one to your satisfaction?” Damen jumps at Laurent’s voice, turning to see his husband leaning casually against the door frame. He smiles at the person who’d painted the portrait as they bow to him. “Or do you wish to commission yet another?”
“None of them truly capture your beauty,” Damen huffs, turning back to his scrutiny. It really is a nice picture, showing Laurent more relaxed than he is with most people, but, to Damen, it really doesn’t show just how breathtaking his husband is in real life.
“You cannot keep commissioning portraits when you know you will never be happy with them,” Laurent teases. Damen hears the door close as the artist leaves, then feels two arms snake around his waist. “Besides, where will we hang them all?”
Damen laughs. “I would build a palace just for them.”
“I’m sure the people would love to hear their tax dollars are being put to good use.” His voice is dry, but Damen can hear the undertone of laughter and fondness that Laurent reserves just for him. “Would you build me a garden of statues, as well?”
He turns, cupping Laurent’s face and leaning down to kiss him. “I would build you an empire, if you wished it so.”
Laurent hums. “I think we have a good one already, husband, and I do not need a new palace or portraits or a garden of statues.” He leans in to kiss Damen, so sweetly that he feels as though his knees are going to collapse. “All I need is you.”
“You will always have me. The world can burn and I will stay by your side until the end.”
“So no more portraits?”
Damen laughs, “No more portraits,” and pulls Laurent towards the bed.
these were a hit on twitter so figure i’d share on tumblr dot com. context = everyone was making fun of a book that was marketed with this same format. enjoy the capri versions
